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Monday, August 03, 2009

Interesting Songs

I was reading Yahoo!News like i usually do every morning when i found out something that appeal kinda entertaining to me. :-D

It's about Eminem, Mariah Carey and her hubby. Well, i didn't know Mariah and Eminem had some kind of relationship back then. Apparently, he hasn't gotten over her, or perhaps he find it a good selling point to include Mariah and their story in his song, whatever. Then WHOALA, a string of events followed. lol

Here's what i read >> OMG~!

I went on to check out the Eminem's 'The Warning's lyric, Mariah Carey's 'Obsessed' and Eminem's 1st song about Mariah, 'Bagpipes of Baghdad'

Actually, i have Obsessed about a month ago, but it was just another song to me. I never listen to the lyrics up til today. Well, i never listen to any song's lyrics at all. lol.


Here's Eminem's first song: Bagpipes from Baghdad

Oh! It's music to my ears, Oh man!
How can I describe, the way I feel?
Fuckin great man! Okay, let me see...
How could I begin...

(Verse 1)
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch,
Was red wine, more red wine, and captain crunch,
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch,
Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up,
All I asked for was a glass of punch,
You see, I never really ask for much,
I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such,
A nasty breakup with that Laftin Hunkler,
Weisman Gale, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up,
I'm not playin, I want her back you punk,
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk,
Mixed with egyptian, with a little rappin pump,
Zappin Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk,
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya,
You can beat me with any spatula thatcha want,
I mean I really want you bad you cunt,
Nick you had your fun,
I've come to kick you in your sack of junk,
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood,
So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunc-ture

(Chorus)
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a glad-,

(Verse 2)
You can be a permanent fixture,
In my lyrical mixture,
I'm the miracle whit trixter,
My sig-nature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around,
I'm bound to put on in an instant, wow
Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma-
Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle,
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama,
I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya,
The size of a sword boy, I'm like a fucken Red Sonia,
Get it stuck in your cornea,
Nice knowin ya Norman,
You're so fuckin' annoyin,
Drop the shovel boy, you don't know what the fuck ya doin',
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more,
Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin whore,
Every minute there's a sucker born,
Snuck up on Malachai and made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn,
Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn,
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucken on,
What the fuck are you doin',
You're runnin' over the snow blower,
With the lawnmower, blow on your
Bagpipes from Baghdad

(Chorus)
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag,

(Verse 3)
In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables,
I bet you they become heterosexual,
Nothing will stop me from molesting you,
Tittyfucking you til your breastnipple
Flesh, tickles my testicles,
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins,
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend,
You need some ointment, just make an appointment,
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip,
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip,
I'm going to get the needle, new thread from the sewing kit,
An attempt to seperate em and stitch em back at the loin shit,
Lured the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip
Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, bitch

(Chorus)
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag, uh
Bagpipes from Baghdad



Well, Mariah's hubby, Nick, was kinda pissed off when he knew the song involved his wife so he wrote an entry on his official blog... o.O

I've checked out the blog, but apparently he removed that particular entry, probably to prevent further damage and stop all the unnecessary spotlight on this issue.

But it can be partially captured here. Access Hollywood

The hubby part was not that interesting, honestly. I was attracted by the songs that Eminem and Mariah sing to each other.

Check out the lyrics of Mariah's Song : Obsessed (Confession of an Imperfect Angel)

So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

Will the real MC please, step to the mike?

So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

All up in the blogs
Saying we met at the bar
When I don't even know who you are
Saying we up in your house
Saying I'm up in your car
But you in LA and I'm out at Jermaine's.
I'm up in the A
You so so lame
And no one here even mentions your name
It must be the weed. It must be the E
Cause you be popping hood
You get it popping, Oh

Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)
It's clear that you're upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?
Mariah Carey Obsessed lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/mariah-carey-obsessed-lyrics.html

You on your job
You hating hard
Ain't gon' feed you
I'm gonna let you starve
Gasping for air
I'm ventilation
You out of breath
Hope you ain't waiting
Telling the world how much you miss me
But we never were
So why you trippin'
You a mom and pop
I'm a corporation
I'm the press conference
And you a conversation

Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)
It's clear that you're upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?

Why you so obsessed with me
Lying that you're sexing me
It's clear that you're upset with me
Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with y our napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you're bathing in windex
Boy why you so obsessed with me?


In respond, Eminem released another new song for her. Wow.. I like this relationship-hate-song battle. LOL

Eminem's : The Warning

Only reason i disssed you in the first place
was because you denied seeing me now im pissed off
sit back homie relax in fact grab a 6 pack
kick back while i kick facts
yah dre sick track
perfect way to get back
wanna hear some wick wack
i got the same exact tat thats on nicks back
im obsessed now
oh g that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
wow mariah i didnt expect you to go balls out
bitch shut the fuck up before i put all them phone calls out
you made at my house while you were wildin out
before nick when yous was on my dick ill give you something to smile about
how many times did you fly to my house
still trying to count you better shut your lying mouth if you dont want nick finding out
you probably think cuz since its been so long if i had something on you i woulda done it by now
on the contrary mary poppins im mixing a studio session down and sending it in to mastering to make it loud
enough dirt on you to murder you
this is what the fuck i do
mariaaahh did it ever occur to you that i still have pictures
however you prefer to do and that goes for nick too faggot you think im scurred of you
you gonna ruin my career you better get one
like im gonna sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt
that made me put up with her pscyho ass over 6 months
and only spread her legs to let me hit once
yeah what you gonna say im lucky tell the public that i was so ugly
that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me
second base what the fuck you tell nick pumpkin
second week we were dry humpin that has to count for somethin
listen girlie surely you dont want me to talk about how i nutted early
cuz i ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly
and you almost started hurlin and said i was gross go get a towel
your stomachs curling or maybe you do
but if im embarassing me im embarassing you
and dont you dare say it isnt true
as long as that songs getting airplay im dissin you
im a hair away from getting carried away and gettin sued
i was gonna stop at 16 that was 32 this is 34 bars
we aint even a third of the way through
damn slim mariah played you
mariah who
oh did i say whore nick i meant a liar tooo
like i been goin off on you all this time for no reason
girl you out of your alcholic mind girl
check you wine cellar look at the ammounts of all the wine
like i fucking sit around and think about you all the time
i just think this shit is funny when i count you on a rhyme
but fuck it now im about to draw the line
and for you thats a mountain i doubt you would want to climb
i can describe areas of your house you wouldnt find
on an episode of cribs
a blow below the ribs
if i hear another word
so dont be openin your jibs
cuz everytime you do its like an overload of fibs
i aint saying this shit again ho you know what it is

its a warning shot
before i blow up your whole spot

call my bluff in ill release every fucking thing i got
including the voice mails right before you flipped your top
when me and Luiz were trying to stick 2 cds in the same slot

??MARiAH CAREY??

i Love you too
let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear boo
now what you say
?MARiAH? its nothing
yeah so what ill do
is refresh your memory
when you said
?MARiAH? i want you
now should i keep going
or should i call truce
?MARiAH? you think you cute right
you bet your sweet ass i do
?MARiAH? im mary poppins b
and im super man uhm
?MARiAH? Mary P
slim shaddyy
comin at you

so if you still be my
?Mariah? baby girl
than ill still be your
?Mariah? super hero

?Mariah? where my em
yeah right here

?Mariah? you like this
nope not any more dear

it cuts like a knife
when i tell you
get a life
but im moving on with mine
nick is that your wife
well tell her to shut her mouth
and ill leave her alone

if she dont siNG THiS SCRiPT
than ill keep going

?Mariah?
its actually mary ann
mary ann is saying cut the tape
cut the tape
knife
?Mariah?


The lyrics, is like; First, Eminem telling Mariah that he's still thinking of her bla bla bla. Then, Mariah, in respond, was like telling Eminem to get over her, stop acting immaturely and it would be over her dead body if she is gonna go back to him (i add that part myself. haha). Eminem, hearing her words, got angry and lashed back.

Now, isn't this interesting. It's like a series of songs from celebrities' real life . If they continue on, they can work together and released a compilation album of both their songs > Our story. Love, anger and hatred. lol


Now, we shall wait and see what Mariah and Nick will come up next. XD

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