Geylang

I had been so ever eager to have a look at Geylang and see how it's like. Even it's name indicate what it is already.

Chicken Farm. Eh...maybe CHICKS Farm.

I heard so many stories from friends about how Geylang looks like with the streets and rows of houses, how they operate and how beautiful some of the ladies are.....

Must be heaven for guys... Hell for housewives. lol


During my last trip to JB, i managed to get down to Singapore for the weekend.

It was so coincidental that one of my friend stays in an area near Geylang so we would definitely pass-by the place if we were to send him home. :-D

So i got my first visit to Geylang.

Wasn't much of what i imagined. It was totally different.

A big wide main road with shop lots on the left and right side. Everywhere were cars and people.



The place was filled with people. Lots and LOTS of people. So many people that i was kinda confused by the stories i heard. All the kopitiam were packed. Families. Group of youngsters. People in nice, smart suits.

WAH... i was thinking to myself: Singapore's mental acceptance of hookers are definitely different than Malaysia. The parents bring their kids to geylang for some education purposes? To watch the ladies on the streets while they are at work? Student also so casual about this stuff??

And where are the small streets and rows of houses, brothels that i heard??



....




Then it crossed my mind that Geylang is also famous for its eateries.

So all the things made sense liaw.. lol.


The streets and rows of houses are actually in between in the shoplots on one side of the road. Not really as narrow as i thought it might be. In the movies, we always see small, dirty, dark alleys with women standing by the entrance of the house, waving for the men passing by to go in. I guess i really watched too much movies. ;-)



My exploration was not fruitful that night. Alleys were empty. Doors were closed. Nobody was on the streets.

Why??

Because the police cars were in the area looking out for law offenders. All the illegal prostitues had gone back into the house to hide. Those who were legal actually do not need to stay on the street to hunt for men because men go to them automatically.

You see, legal prostitutes have to go through medical check-up to make sure they are fit and save to do 'business'. As to how often they do the medical check-up, i'm not sure.

Bear in mind that HIV takes some time to actually show on the test. A few weeks??

What if there is a lady who passed the test because the virus has yet to be detected in her system??

Well, i'm sure such a case has not happen before. Or maybe my information is wrong. Because if it did, the singaporean government would have banned prostitution in their country. Now, what will the prostitues do to earn a living then? I know. Sweep the streets??? lol... They make good house maid too, you know?

When i was visiting the place. I found a place fits for a QUEEN.



Her Majesty Karaoke and Pub. So my people certainly understands my needs. ;-D


Again, on a different topic, i was chatting with my friends today. Uncle was sick for the last 3 weeks: ( some of the conversation deleted coz it's just too loOoong )

Her Majesty :
did u think about Boy??
Her Majesty :
Boy misses you~

Uncle says:
i scared to go out sometimes coz i scared might have attack or sth
Uncle says:
when it hits its bad i cant breath and stuff

Boy says:
ngai teeee...

Uncle says:
so stay home watch tv

Her Majesty :
why u make it sound like heart attack or something.

Friend says:
i think he's thinking bout jesus now..

Friend says:
not thinking bout me, Her majesty

Her Majesty :
thinking about who le?

Friend says:
Friend says:
i think he's thinking bout jesus now..

Uncle says:
wat jesus oh
Uncle says:
ahaa

Her Majesty :
LORD PLEASE HELP ME. TAKE AWAY THIS EVIL DISEASE THAT PLAGUE ME FOR THE PAST MONTH.

Uncle says:
gaaha

Boy says:
u know.. the guy with long hair, long beard, and shepherds plenty of sheeps

Her Majesty :
siapa itu??

Boy says:
and he loves white. ... jesus rocks...

Her Majesty ::
how come suddenly got sheep liaw?

Uncle says:
since when got sheep 1
Uncle says:
sessssat betul

Her Majesty :
u talking about SCHOOL OF ROCK har?

Boy says:
why is it so difficult for u guys to associate jesus with sheeps??

Her Majesty :
now what has jesus got to do with sheep?


I couldn't stop laughing. So you know or not??



Boy says:
seems like i'm de most 'alim' one..
Boy says:
jesus as the shepherd of de sheep... shepherd of human spirits.. those are common lines in de bible..
Boy says:
i have a bible at home u know.. LOL

Uncle says:
pft
Uncle says:
who doesnt have a bible at home

Her Majesty :
i don't

Uncle says:
hahaha

Boy says:
pffft.

Uncle says:
well,which CHRISTIAN dont have bible at home
Uncle says:
if u got alquran then diff la..

Her majesty:
My house got books for TOTO 4D, that counts or not??

Uncle says:
if u pray to it everyday maybe..


^_^